"I mean, let's be real, the humping part is, like, the best part," Kavinsky said, grinning. "But it's also the part that's the easiest to parse out. Squishy feelings make things messy. 'Do I only wanna hump this guy because it's this guy?' So...ya know, take Poison and all your squishy feelings about him outta the equation for a little while."

He picked up his teacup again and sipped it. The tea had gone cold, but that was fine. "I hear porn's really good for figuring out if you're into the general concept of a thing, and not just one particular person? I don't really watch it."