"Oh, you should definitely blame him too, man. Totally his fault." Kavinsky grinned at that, shrugging nonchalantly. He hummed a little. "So, here's the timeline of your night that I'm getting. Show up for totally-not-a-date-at-a-club, dancing, dancing too close, blowjob in a bathroom apparently, then back here? Was there more blowjobs? Was there only blowjobs? My first three sexual encounters were exclusively handjobs, man, but I was like fourteen."